- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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