- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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