I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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