what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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