- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Men's rights

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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