- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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