- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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