- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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