- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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