Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Andoni was here

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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