What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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