When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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poop.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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