Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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