Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What page are you on The gay page.

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