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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

This isn't funny.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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