- Anti Joke

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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