- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

i'm hard

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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