- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

men's rights activists

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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