- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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