- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What's white and black? Color blind.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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