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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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