Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Knock knock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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