- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

hey hey apple

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead