- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what's funny about war? nothing!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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