- Anti Joke

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.