A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Asian women drivers...

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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