Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You are joking right?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Dumb

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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