What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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the holocaust

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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