- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How high is the sky? True or False

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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