- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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