A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

poo

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

I love pissing people off :P

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

These Jokes suck.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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