- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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