- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Knock knock... Home invasion

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

brock has small hands for a small job

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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