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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

antonis sister is mighty fine

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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