- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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