- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

the economy.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

i like it in the mouth

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??