What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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