whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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