- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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