How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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woman's rights

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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