whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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