- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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