No your aunties a joke

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Everybody will die

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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