- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

brock has small hands for a small job

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Knock knock... Home invasion

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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