- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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