Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Anti Joke

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