- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

womens rights

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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