A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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