- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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