Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

4 hours later.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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