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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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