- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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