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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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