- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

hey hey apple

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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