- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A seal walks into a club.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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