A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Weaner

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

My spelling is horrible

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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