Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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