Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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