- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What is life? Paul.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm