- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I? Everett

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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