What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Anti Joke

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