Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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