You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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I'm Polish.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Turkey Balls

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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