- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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