- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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