- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

someone called someone else a frog

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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