what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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