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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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