whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

rent a cops

A man died.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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