- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo Mama just died.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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