what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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