What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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