What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...