- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Albert <3 Hunter

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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