- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Albert <3 Hunter

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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