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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A pope meets another one

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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