- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Guess what? You guessed it.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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