- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock Knock Come in

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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