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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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