- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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