- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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