- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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