the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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