what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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