- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man did not like this site

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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