A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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