anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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