Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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