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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

read this sentence again.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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