- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

It's all Taggart

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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