Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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