Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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