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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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