- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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