Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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