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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

here's a joke... the american education society

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.