During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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