what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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