- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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