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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

My dog barks when someones at the door.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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