Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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guess what? bannanas

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