A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Dead girls can't say no.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Dyslexia ruels!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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