What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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