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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

white or wheat? wheat please.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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if got a joke if fogot it

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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