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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Your mom went to college

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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