- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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