Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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womens rights

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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