What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Take part of what?

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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