Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Anti Joke

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