- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Men's rights

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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