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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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