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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Anti Joke

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