Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Anti Joke

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