- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.