- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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