- Anti Joke

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Justin beiber's penis

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people