What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock knock... Home invasion

Women's Rights

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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