- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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