- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

drugs.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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