Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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My peni s

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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