- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I'm Batman.

someone called someone else a frog

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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