So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Face...the other white meat!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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