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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Your mother is so fat.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

whats white jizz

Nobody cares maddie!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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