jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Oh, go away

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Take wrong turns

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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