- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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