What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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