- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Pickles

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

No it doesnt..

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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