How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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