why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Take wrong turns

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Women's Rights

Knock knock... Home invasion

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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