- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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