Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Charlie Sheen

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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