- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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