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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis