- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

a black man pays his child support

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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