- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??