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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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