theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

This is an anti- joke

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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