Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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