- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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