- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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