- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

are you saying pam, or pan?

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

white or wheat? wheat please.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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