- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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