- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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