- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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