At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

No your aunties a joke

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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