How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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