- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Urban ghettos

What's better than a stick? A stone

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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