How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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