- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom went to college

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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