- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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