What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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