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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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