Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Black people stink of shite!

women's rights.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

AIDS

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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FUCK YOU

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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