- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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