Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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