What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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read this sentence again.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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