- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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