Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

My peni s

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Charlie Sheen

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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