what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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