Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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