Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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