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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Take part of what?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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