What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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