u know whats a crime? rape

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Ain't idn't a word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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