What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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swag

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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