- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

I used to know what alzheimers was

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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