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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Get on the boat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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