Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

David Cameron

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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