What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Anti Joke

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