- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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