Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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