Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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