- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

woman's rights

Why? Why not?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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