Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Whats 1+1? window!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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