- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did the blue berry cross the road

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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