My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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