- Anti Joke

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.