- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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