whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's one plus one? two.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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