- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

I like poop in my butt

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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