a black man walks out of popeyes

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hers a joke... japanese people

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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