- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

your face

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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