- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Who wants water? I do.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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