Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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