- Anti Joke

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

eh

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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