- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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