A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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