- Anti Joke

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any