- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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