What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Your face is hilarious.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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