How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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