- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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