- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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