Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Robin, get in the car!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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David Cameron

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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