Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Tucker Rivera

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

LO AND BEHOLD!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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