what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Mooses

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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I wrote a funny joke.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

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