- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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