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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call an arab ?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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